‘I disagree with that statement heartily!
Hmm, wish I could TELL them that. Well, maybe I’ll write them a letter after THIS.
Oh but stamp books are just so expensive and I don’t want to be driving to the post office and where even is the local post office? Guess I’ll have to look it up in the Phone book and-‘ STOP.
THAT… was before the internet.
If I have a problem with somebody, I say it to their face! Well, if their “face” means their Twitter page. I’m SO ANGRY at so and so.
15 seconds later: @SO_AND_SO you are SO annoying. GO AWAY.
Nowadays we can say whatever we want to whomever we want via this thing we call the Internet. It’s absurd to think that any random twelve year old Justin Bieber fan can Tweet to the tiny pop star himself and he’ll actually SEE it. He just has to glance at his smart phone. He might even write her back!
Its crazy that ONE man can be the know-all of ALL men that have ever dared traverse the world of Yahoo Answers and change a stranger’s life by typing a quick tutorial about how to train their dog to take out the trash, or why their boyfriend left them, or NO, stranger, do NOT commit suicide because you have lost your job. Just do: a, b, and c. In the 90’s, the olden days of yore where dinosaurs roamed the earth (right? Eh, whatever I’ll Google it), the person would need therapy and help from loved ones. Nowadays the person reads their answers and ‘hmm, this stranger has a 90 percent Best Answer rating!? Wow, I mean… OKAY then, I guess... I guess I’m NOT going to off myself today *click* ooh, new LOLCats!
As a society, we have become distracted, impersonal, dependant, bleary eyed, and weary souled because of the internet. But, you know, its still pretty cool, sorry, gotta go check my Twitter, Justin might have written me back!!!… OK I admit it, I’m JBEEBS_LUVR123.
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